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Milo Yiannopoulos put his foot so far down his throat that he kicked his own ass
by Nathan'ette Burdine: March 16, 2017  Updated-March 19, 2017
 


Milo Yiannopoulos, known from here on out as Nasty Milo, put his foot so far down his throat that he kicked his own ass.

Nasty Milo got himself booted from the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) convention after he was caught on the YouTube show, The Drunken Peasants, dismissing the concerns people have about a 13-year-old boy being poked in the ass by a 28-year-old grown man.

Nasty Milo proudly told The Drunken Peasants, “-I will say that I was a sexually aware promiscuous 13 or 14-year-old perfectly able to give consent…I’m grateful for Father Michael, I wouldn’t give nearly such good head if it wasn’t for him.”

Needless to say, normal folks don’t find it Christian like for a catholic priest to do the unholy deed of giving a 13 or 14 year-old boy a “Head Start” lesson on “giving good head.”

Being the highly intelligent human being that he is, Nasty Milo thinks that we have the problem for thinking that a 13 or14-year-old boy is not at the ripe tender age to be taking a dick in the ass and one in the mouth.

Or, as he put it to The Drunken Peasants, “We get hung up on this kind of you know child abuse stuff… pedophilia is an attraction to children who have not reached puberty.”

Keep in mind that children are children, no matter the age or gender. According to Medline Plus, girls usually reach puberty between the ages of 10-14 while boys generally reach puberty between the ages of 12-16. Taking Nasty Milo at his word, it would not be wrong to assume that he believes a grown man should be allowed to have sex with a 10-year-old girl and or a 12-year-old boy. Because as Nasty Milo puts it, “pedophilia is an attraction to children who have not reached puberty.”

Unfortunately for Nasty Milo, a 10-year-old girl and a 12-year-old boy are children. This fact is why Nasty Milo is looking like the blogging Jerry Sandusky.

You remember that nasty, ol’, dirty mutha Jerry Sandusky, the 60+ year-old Penn State assistant coach who also thought that 13, 14-year-old boys were the ripe age for his old dick to go into their asses. Welp, for his sick, warp thinking, ol’ dirty mutha Sandusky got a one-way ticket to a place where he will more than likely be taking plenty of dicks in his ass.

Nasty Milo doesn’t see this, though. All he sees are the feminists who he says are the problem. Nasty Milo told The Drunken Peasants that radio personality, Joe Rogan, was using “feminist tactics” by pointing out why it is wrong for a 20-year-old man to be having sex with a 13-year-old boy.

Nasty Milo used himself as an example of why age ain’t nothing but a number and a dick in the ass ain’t nothing but a thing. He said, “I would say in the situation I was describing on the Joe Rogan show, I was very definitely the predator on both occasions. Um, as offensive as some people will find that, I don’t very much care…Is there any wonder that I was sexually precocious, fucking look at me.”

Welp, the folks at (CPAC) did “fucking look at” him and decided that Nasty Milo’s love for dick in a young boy’s ass wasn’t something the Grand Old Party (GOP) was all about. So they disinvited Nasty Milo from their convention.

Nasty Milo didn’t like that, though. He took to Facebook to complain about how CPAC, the media, and all the folks who know that a grown man fucking a child is wrong were victimizing him because of his lifestyle: “This week, for political gain, the media and the Republican establishment accused a child abuse victim of enabling child abuse. It’s sick. But they have not killed me. They have only made me stronger. Thank you for the support.”

That’s what Nasty Milo said after saying this to The Drunken Peasants, “We get hung up on this kind of you know child abuse stuff… pedophilia is an attraction to children who have not reached puberty.”

Yup, Nasty Milo thinks we are “sick” for saying he is “sick” for thinking that a grown man fucking a child is “sick.”




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